The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to switch gender identity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!