The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!