The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!