The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to blow strawberries

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!