The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power of love

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to STFU!

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!