THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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penis

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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The power to make snow yellow

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the power to shit brixs!

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power of love

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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the power to go into a coma

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!