The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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the power to shit cellulose

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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the power to attract bullets.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to speak in text globes.

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the power to say you have no power

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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the power to sit down in mid air

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!