The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to understand myspace

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!