- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to annoy people

the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

The Power to beat a Mairo game

The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

The pewer to maek typos.

The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

The power to fly but only during inclement weather

The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

The power to call gkraatz gay

The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

The power to pointlessly read books really fast

The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

Pointless Super Powers