The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to jump face first

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The power to read

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to grow cancer cells

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the power to turn into nothing.

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the power to see the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!