The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to look into the past

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to be powerless.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!