The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to do totally nothing

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!