being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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NMR Vision

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to think about useless power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!