The power to have no powers.

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to predict the past

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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power to be an alcohoic

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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the ability to burn in hell

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the power to attract bullets.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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Turning wine into water.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!