The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to look into the past

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!