the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to make the air stink

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!