the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the power to dance in the dark

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!