the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to potato.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!