The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!