The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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vomitspit

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!