The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The power to potato.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!