The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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the power to dance in the dark

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!