The power to fly....underwater

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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the power to poop pee

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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the power to predict the past

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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power to see through glass doors

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!