The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to predict the past

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!