- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

The power to be quite good at checkers.

invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

power to eat chicken raw!

The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

The ability to change a food to the exact same food

The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

the power to speak in sign language.

The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

The power to peak braille

The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

the power to predict the past

The ability to Transform into an active grenade

The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

Pointless Super Powers