The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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the power to poop pee

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!