- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to read one's own mind.

The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

the power to turn into nothing.

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to grow cancer cells

The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

the power to see the present

The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

the ability to only fall asleep in showers

Pointless Super Powers