The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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the power to dance in the dark

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to cry lava.

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!