The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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the power to think with your mind only

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to be powerless

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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The power to make the air stink

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the ability to hear yourself think

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!