The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability autotune text.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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Ladder hands.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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The Power of double posting.

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!