the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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NMR Vision

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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the power to be powerless.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!