the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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the power to make to much coffee

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power to grammar.

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The power to look into the past

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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Steel kidneys

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!