the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to read dead people's minds

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The power to cure a ham

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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the power to hate disney stars

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!