The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to clap with one hand.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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the power to shit bicks

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The ability to float for half a second

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to poop out you penis

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The ability to control the internet

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!