The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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the ability to hover

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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NMR Vision

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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vomitspit

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!