the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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the power to be justin bieber

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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the power to think of powers

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the power to poop pee

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!