The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!