The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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the power to speak morse code .

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The powers of a burnt face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!