The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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The Power of double posting.

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The ability to die at will.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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blindness

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!