The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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LIME

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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Retractable teeth

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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To stab Djones

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!