the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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Imortality.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!