The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to make the air stink

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the ability to steal oxygen

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to buy free things.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to think with your mind only

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!