- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn anything you want green.

The ability to spend expired coupons.

The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

Farting at will

The power to be vice president of the SGA

The power to not have superpowers

the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

The power to make deaf people see again.

the ability to bend your leg.

The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

the power to pee straight with a boner

the ability to hover

the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

The ability to bleed lava

the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

The power to troll yourself

Pointless Super Powers