The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to eat your own head.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!