The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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the ability to levitate

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!