power to fly when your underwater

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!