The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!