The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to poop without wiping

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!