The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to eat your own head.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!