The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to have no power

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!