The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!