the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power of having two left hands.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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I'm a giant di

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the power to get married

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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Vanilla scented blood

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!