The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power of bad luck

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!