- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to block your own powers

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to eat socks

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

the ability to levitate

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power of hindsight

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to make everything worse

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The ability to poop glue.

The power to crap without pissing.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

Pointless Super Powers