- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

yo mama

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The ability to police irony

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The ability to poop glue.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

Pointless Super Powers